Reviewed by Beau Murray
Rating: 8 Beans
ot once in my nineteen years of existance would I have ever expected this to happen. I am almost ashamed to admit that it even happened. But, I must let you all know. I actually got sick of explosions. It has never happened to me, ever. By the end of this movie, I was sick of things blowing up. I was scared. I used to be able to watch movies just for the explosions. "Armageddon" made me fear the next drawn out, predictable combustion of everything. This flick is textbook J.B. (one liners, lack of romance, aformentioned explosions, and happy, cure-all ending).
When, if you ever do, see this movie, keep on simple thing in mind. What you expect to happen does. Then it explodes. That plus $7.50 movie ticket and you have "Armageddon". It is that simple. It just makes me happy that you too, with limited creativity and no formal knowledge of anything, can make a blockbuster movie. I love America. There is about 2 more pages of material to complain about, but it's really all irrelevant anyway. Just remember....EXPLOSIONS ARE ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE A MOVIE!!!!!!
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