'm a native Mississippian, although no one believes it when they hear me speak. A lot of my friends just don't get my affinity for bad movies, especially my loving wife, who sniffs at my choice in films, but watches "Green Acres" every night. I spend my spare time on my mountain bike and used to skydive until I got bored with it. I hate "Star Trek" and liked "Cabin Boy," so make your own judgement about my mental state.