Born in: 1976
Sex: Male
Email: njpuckman@hotmail.com

My favorite type of movie is: Comedy

My least favorite type of movie is: Art House Fare

HY ARE YOU HERE????? Do you really care about my life just because you read some of my reviews? I feel so loved. Well, here I am, enjoy the little biography of me. Yes, they do have a person who looks like Rush Limbaugh reviewing movies for bad movie night.

I am a Chemical Engineer who recently graduated Rutgers University. My favorite color is blue. My turn ons are women who vote Republican, sports, and people with a name that begins and ends with the letter Z.

My love of Bad movies goes back to a decade that I like to call "The Eighties." These films a lot of times were so bad that they were actually good. Which brings me to the people who will question the reviews that I submit. Let me say that I have a weird sense of humor to say the least, my favorite comic strip is Jim's Journal and I believe Dilbert is a documentary. So, movies that I think were great "Canadian Bacon," "The Three Amigos!" and "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" most people would say were pretty bad and movies that made the top 250 all time I hate, i.e. my reviews for "West Side Story" and "The Day the Earth Stood Still." I hope that my reviews are both educational and humorous and that you don't take offense to any movie that I totally trashed. So, just bear with me here and understand that I am not a well person.

Enough of that, now for the Biographical information on this bio page. I was born, much to the dismay of my parents, on December 22, 1976 in the suburban town of Clifton, New Jersey (approximately 13.564932 miles from New York City). I have lived there my whole life and probably will remain here until I die. I started watching bad movies at a very young age, when I forced my uncle to take me to see "Beetlegeuse" and I slowly found myself in love with these flicks. All of a sudden I was watching "Caddyshack II," all of "The Planet of the Apes" movies and every Pauly Shore movie that came out. I fell in love with MST3000 and wanted to be just like those guys. You could imagine the dark abyss I was in until these guys created the Bad Movie Night web page. I have been saved to help you avoid being pulled into watching bad movies the way I was, please read my reviews and heed their warnings, DO NOT attempt to watch the movies unless I tell you to. Uh, Oh gotta go the evil professor is calling me and my hand puppets again to be tortured to save you.

Any questions? Email me.

P.S. The Only reason I chose Art House Fare as my least favorite movies is because I don't know what the heck it means. If anyone knows please tell me.


Bad Movies that I hope to be reviewing soon:
Rocky V