Raised in a traditional Catholic family in Excelsior Springs, Missouri, Wilson found it best to spend his time amongst his own thoughts and grew up along his own self-determined, non-traditional lines. If you doubt this, contact any of his friends and they'll confirm it straight up -- the boy is strange. Give this man a fistful of Dolemite and/or cheesy '80s flicks and he's on his way to heaven.

His six year old son Alex (aka Fish) has already shown promise as a connoiseur of bad movies having begged his father NOT to take him to see "Gone Fishin'" a second time.

A big fan of the "I'm Right/You're Wrong" philosophy, Wilson has enjoyed a fruitful life of being the center of his own universe. People have come from miles around to hear he and Scoot go at it about everything from "Casablanca" being either a triumphant war movie or a tragic love story to the never-ending Sentient Sprite Can Debate. (Don't ask!)

Having met both Scoot and Bjula at the University of Missouri - Kansas City back in the late '80s/early '90s, the three have formed what is now known the block over as the dolts that assemble weekly to head out for "BM Night."

Amen.